What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
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What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by Jason Voorhees April 13th 2024, 7:50 am
When making this post I have to say I thought of it all and greatly understand the different levels of crimes Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th actually have done! Here is the complete criminal record history of Jason Voorhees! This will be Jason Voorhees Vs. New Jersey (Voorhees Vs. NJ State)
Jason Voorhees Crimes:
| Crimes: | Counts: | Verdict: | Degree: | Sentence: |
| Murder | 153 - 14,771 | Guilty | 1st | Life Imprisonment |
| Stalking | 15 | Guilty | 3rd | 15-Years |
| Property Damage | 30 | Guilty | 1st | 5-Years |
| Body Desecration | 1 | Guilty | 1st | 10-Years |
| Theft | 2 | Guilty | 4th | 18-Months |
| Arson | 2 | Guilty | 1st | 20-Years |
| Trespassing | 10 | Guilty | 1st | 20-Years |
| Assault | 5 | Guilty | 1st | 30-Years |
| Federal Escape | 1 | Guilty | 1st | 30-Years |
| Capital Murder | 14 | Guilty | 1st | Death Sentence |
| Corpse Abuse | 5 | Guilty | 1st | 20-Years |
| Animal Abuse | 4,955 | Guilty | 1st | Life Imprisonment |
By the court and justice system Jason Voorhees would be serving nearly 8,490+ years in prison for his Crimes of 153 Murders alone and with the additional counts against him its alot higher BUT also to state that in NJ they count feticide hence why it's not 154 under federal laws and I didn't include anything with Muffin because there is by no means any evidence that Jason killed a Dog which is considered Animal Abuse/Cruelty by NJ Law but I did Todd Farmers confirmation statement about Solaris.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by ThePunisher April 13th 2024, 1:39 pm
This is a pretty comprehensive post.
Where would Jason get a defense lawyer? Would he get stuck with a public defender????
I don't see him getting an impartial juty.
Where would Jason get a defense lawyer? Would he get stuck with a public defender????
I don't see him getting an impartial juty.
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by I'm Not a Goalie April 13th 2024, 5:02 pm
Hmm... Are they going to even bother extraditing him to Ohio and New York for the crimes he committed in FVJ and New York, lol.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by I'm Not a Goalie April 13th 2024, 5:06 pm
ThePunisher wrote:This is a pretty comprehensive post.
Where would Jason get a defense lawyer? Would he get stuck with a public defender????
I don't see him getting an impartial juty.
I can already see a Merkins Skit with Freddy acting as Jason's lawyer, lol.
I agree with the impartial jury. Far too many people would be sympathetic towards Jason. Most of those teenagers had it coming after all.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by Jason Voorhees April 14th 2024, 7:49 am
ThePunisher wrote:This is a pretty comprehensive post.
Where would Jason get a defense lawyer? Would he get stuck with a public defender????
I don't see him getting an impartial jury.
Thank you! I love making comprehensive forum posts like this that gets people interested!
To answer he would definitely be a public defender more than likely and that his silence definitely won't be helping him at all.
The Judge would drag Jason for his numerous offenses and would be beyond biased against him.
I'm Not a Goalie wrote:Hmm... Are they going to even bother extraditing him to Ohio and New York for the crimes he committed in FVJ and New York, lol.
Hmmm that's a good point but given that majority of his Crimes were in NJ more than Ohio or New York they would definitely seek a Supreme Court type of ordeal to punish him even more.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by ThePunisher April 14th 2024, 8:22 am
Jason Voorhees wrote:ThePunisher wrote:This is a pretty comprehensive post.
Where would Jason get a defense lawyer? Would he get stuck with a public defender????
I don't see him getting an impartial jury.
Thank you! I love making comprehensive forum posts like this that gets people interested!
To answer he would definitely be a public defender more than likely and that his silence definitely won't be helping him at all.
The Judge would drag Jason for his numerous offenses and would be beyond biased against him.I'm Not a Goalie wrote:Hmm... Are they going to even bother extraditing him to Ohio and New York for the crimes he committed in FVJ and New York, lol.
Hmmm that's a good point but given that majority of his Crimes were in NJ more than Ohio or New York they would definitely seek a Supreme Court type of ordeal to punish him even more.
Jason's appearance would not help either. Can you imagine him having to take his mask off?
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by ThePunisher April 14th 2024, 8:23 am
I'm Not a Goalie wrote:ThePunisher wrote:This is a pretty comprehensive post.
Where would Jason get a defense lawyer? Would he get stuck with a public defender????
I don't see him getting an impartial juty.
I can already see a Merkins Skit with Freddy acting as Jason's lawyer, lol.
I agree with the impartial jury. Far too many people would be sympathetic towards Jason. Most of those teenagers had it coming after all.
Damn teenagers!!!!!!
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by ZroSkeerd May 10th 2024, 5:01 pm
Just wanted to chime in and add my voice to the appreciation for how comprehensive this is.
It's a topic I never really considered before, but I don't think there's any way he gets away with it, unless he got a great lawyer that could spin the jury toward sympathy with his circumstances and mental state. Even then I think at best he'd be in an institution. No way he walks.
It's a topic I never really considered before, but I don't think there's any way he gets away with it, unless he got a great lawyer that could spin the jury toward sympathy with his circumstances and mental state. Even then I think at best he'd be in an institution. No way he walks.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by ThePunisher May 10th 2024, 6:04 pm
ZroSkeerd wrote:Just wanted to chime in and add my voice to the appreciation for how comprehensive this is.
It's a topic I never really considered before, but I don't think there's any way he gets away with it, unless he got a great lawyer that could spin the jury toward sympathy with his circumstances and mental state. Even then I think at best he'd be in an institution. No way he walks.
It would have to be quite an institution.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by Ivan1987 May 11th 2024, 4:18 am
He would be kept right next to Hannibal Lecter or at least in similar conditions.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by Jason Voorhees May 11th 2024, 5:03 am
ZroSkeerd wrote:Just wanted to chime in and add my voice to the appreciation for how comprehensive this is.
It's a topic I never really considered before, but I don't think there's any way he gets away with it, unless he got a great lawyer that could spin the jury toward sympathy with his circumstances and mental state. Even then I think at best he'd be in an institution. No way he walks.
Thank you for the compliment!
took me some some time to put this all together!Personally either Jason is being put on Death Row OR very highly and very likely? As you said a institution and likely a highly secured one with 24/7 security and watch.
No lawyer tho is gonna honestly look at these charges and be like "Oooh yeah he walking."
they believing the opposite and praying they don't get hate mail. Ivan1987 wrote:He would be kept right next to Hannibal Lecter or at least in similar conditions.
LOL! Yes that or have Jason Voorhees in Guantanamo Bay!
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by ThePunisher May 11th 2024, 7:32 am
Jason Voorhees wrote:ZroSkeerd wrote:Just wanted to chime in and add my voice to the appreciation for how comprehensive this is.
It's a topic I never really considered before, but I don't think there's any way he gets away with it, unless he got a great lawyer that could spin the jury toward sympathy with his circumstances and mental state. Even then I think at best he'd be in an institution. No way he walks.
Thank you for the compliment!
Personally either Jason is being put on Death Row OR very highly and very likely? As you said a institution and likely a highly secured one with 24/7 security and watch.
No lawyer tho is gonna honestly look at these charges and be like "Oooh yeah he walking."Ivan1987 wrote:He would be kept right next to Hannibal Lecter or at least in similar conditions.
LOL! Yes that or have Jason Voorhees in Guantanamo Bay!
That lawyer will certainly get hate mail, and maybe a token hockey mask now and then. I'm sure Jason and Lecter would be good friends.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by Jason Voorhees May 12th 2024, 12:01 am
Jason surely would want to kill Hannibal
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
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by ThePunisher May 12th 2024, 7:34 am
Jason Voorhees wrote:Jason surely would want to kill Hannibal
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
So I guess that means Hannibal would want to eliminate Jason. Can you imagine?
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by Jason Voorhees May 12th 2024, 3:01 pm
ThePunisher wrote:Jason Voorhees wrote:Jason surely would want to kill Hannibal
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
So I guess that means Hannibal would want to eliminate Jason. Can you imagine?
I think Hannibal would see Jason and want to avoid lol!
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by ThePunisher May 12th 2024, 3:03 pm
Jason Voorhees wrote:ThePunisher wrote:Jason Voorhees wrote:Jason surely would want to kill Hannibal
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
So I guess that means Hannibal would want to eliminate Jason. Can you imagine?
I think Hannibal would see Jason and want to avoid lol!
So I guess you don't foresee a crossover film Jason vs. Hannibal?
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by Jason Voorhees May 13th 2024, 4:56 am
ThePunisher wrote:Jason Voorhees wrote:ThePunisher wrote:Jason Voorhees wrote:Jason surely would want to kill Hannibal
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
So I guess that means Hannibal would want to eliminate Jason. Can you imagine?
I think Hannibal would see Jason and want to avoid lol!
So I guess you don't foresee a crossover film Jason vs. Hannibal?
Unless Hannibal can keep Jason in tons of concrete I don't think my man Hannibal will be winning any physical fight against Jason.
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Re: What would Jason Voorhees Criminal Record be?
by ThePunisher May 13th 2024, 4:25 pm
Jason Voorhees wrote:ThePunisher wrote:Jason Voorhees wrote:ThePunisher wrote:Jason Voorhees wrote:Jason surely would want to kill Hannibal
Jason is a dominating force and you can't have two dominate apexes in the same area for a reason!
So I guess that means Hannibal would want to eliminate Jason. Can you imagine?
I think Hannibal would see Jason and want to avoid lol!
So I guess you don't foresee a crossover film Jason vs. Hannibal?
Unless Hannibal can keep Jason in tons of concrete I don't think my man Hannibal will be winning any physical fight against Jason.
And seeing as how everything else has been tried to contain Jason, concrete may just be a minor annoyance to Jason.
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