Dumbest F13 Theories?

When I say "Dumb" theories...I mean stuff like "Charles Lee Ray is Jason Voorhees father." or "Jason wasn't the killer it was just a hillbilly who went nuts."

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Oh I got one….. not so much a Theory but an unused idea for Freddy vs Jason…..

Freddy Molesting Jason when he was at camp….
So gross and glad that never saw the light of day.

OCT 31 1978 wrote:Oh I got one….. not so much a Theory but an unused idea for Freddy vs Jason…..

Freddy Molesting Jason when he was at camp….
So gross and glad that never saw the light of day.

Oh trust me Im happy as well because it wouldnt make sense either way due to the fact Freddy was only 4 years older than Jason (Freddy Krueger was born in 1942 and Jason Voorhees was born 1946) and given that Freddy got into his sociopathic behaviour way later in his life.

Jason and the necromicon. Because in Freddy vs Jason Vs Ash or Jason goes to hell, HOW DID JASON GOT RESSURECTED BY THE BOOK OF THE DEAD AND WHY IS HE RELATED TO THE NECROMICON AND WHY ASH SAYS THAT JASON IS A DEADITE, Sorry for my caps...

Also there's the stupid Jason being reborn as a human in Fvjva the nightmare warriors, since he has the stupid Casey Jones hair and two machetes.

Jasonvoorhees13th wrote:Jason and the necromicon. Because in Freddy vs Jason Vs Ash or Jason goes to gell, HOW DID JASON GOT RESSURECTED BY THE BOOK OF THE DEAD AND WHY IS HE RELATED TO THE NECROMICON AND WHY ASH SAYS THAT JASON IS A DEADITE, Sorry for my caps...

Personally Jason being compared to a Deadite by itself is never logical.

Jasonvoorhees13th wrote:Also there's the stupid Jason being reborn as a human in Fvjva the nightmare warriors, since he has the stupid Casey Jones hair and two machetes.

Yeah that was dumb.
In fact Freddy vs Jason vs Ash Nightmare Warriors was a bonkers comic series the writer was really stretching his Fan fiction out hard there a ton of nonsense choices.

I did really enjoy the first Series but the second was yuck.

OCT 31 1978 wrote:

Jasonvoorhees13th wrote:Also there's the stupid Jason being reborn as a human in Fvjva the nightmare warriors, since he has the stupid Casey Jones hair and two machetes.

Yeah that was dumb.
In fact Freddy vs Jason vs Ash Nightmare Warriors was a bonkers comic series the writer was really stretching his Fan fiction out hard there a ton of nonsense choices.

I did really enjoy the first Series but the second was yuck.

Agreed!

Dont get me started on a theories that states that Jason and the series was a figment of Pamela's dream.

Is there anymore dumb theories, that's about Jason.

OCT 31 1978 wrote:Oh I got one….. not so much a Theory but an unused idea for Freddy vs Jason…..

Freddy Molesting Jason when he was at camp….
So gross and glad that never saw the light of day.

Wtf? Lol

Fair Play wrote:

OCT 31 1978 wrote:Oh I got one….. not so much a Theory but an unused idea for Freddy vs Jason…..

Freddy Molesting Jason when he was at camp….
So gross and glad that never saw the light of day.

Wtf? Lol

Yeah you didnt know about this script?

Jason is a goalie. Like how did he get his mask a hockey game? That's my dumb theory!